Sunday, January 9, 2011

Parousia555, the Glenn Beck of dimension fucked


Parousia555, what a lunatic this guys is. It's hard to really describe his videos because of how fucked in the head this man is. Take Glenn Beck, give him an infinite supply of cocaine and LSD, some books on religion, a bed, camera and access to youtube and Parousia555 is the monster you will have created.


It should be noted that he slips "whatnot" into nearly every sentence

When Parousia555 isn't being "cleverly funny" (see his facial expression above) he often makes videos that are so insane they are possibly the sum of every acid trip ever done by humans times 10000.

In the video below he explains some sort of trance he was in, in some sort of throne, half in heaven and on earth, motionless. Then something about different perspectives and then he some how ends up in the 12th Density. When he looks back towards earth he relizes that things were noncompressed and something about some kinda realm. Apparently he was shown this by something, probably one the multiple personalities he created from all the drugs he took. He also reassures us that hes not Einstein. I'm glad he cleared that up, because I got confused for a moment.  But why listen to me explain this when you can listen to this genius explain it himself.

New Word Part 6.wmv 

Yea, this guy is fucked, to say the least. Unfortunately he hasn't made a video in five months, maybe hes out in some other dimension somewhere, learning about concepts that earth scientists could only dream about. Anyway here are some other videos that delve a little deeper into the mind of a nutjob.

Fuck Mohammed.wmv

Fuck Jesus

School of the Prophets.wmv

Conrad, the God of Cigars and Pipes


Conrad is an older gentlemen from Argentina, who records videos of himself smoking pipes and cigars. Usually accompanied by strange music such as "tangos" and "movie soundtracks" this man releases about 20 VIDEOS A DAY, EACH BEING ABOUT 5 MINUTES IN LENGTH, ALL OF HIM SMOKING PIPES OR CIGARS. His first channel got banned over a year ago, but he managed to rack up about 6000 videos in a period of a year or two. His new channel, the one linked above, already has about 3000 videos.

It should be noted that all his videos are labeled after what he is wearing, what hes smoking out of and what music he has on.

This video is titled:
"Corn Cob, Big Pipe, Straight, Smoking, with Black White Hat; and Music of James Bond."

If this isn't bad ass enough, sometimes he'll go as far as to smoke out of two pipes at once, sometimes even three, or as shown below, a pipe and a cigar.

"Cigar, and Pipe Stanwell Zebrano, Smoking, with Leather Clothe; and " THE MAGNIFICIENT SEVEN "

Also he, usually comments back to most people who leave a comment on one of his videos. And if you subscribe to him, he will often befriend you and leave a comment on your channel such as:

"My friend, welcome at my channel; and thank you.

Beautiful channel.

The friend, of Argentine."

This man is truly the internet deity of Cigars and Pipes, I will leave you all with some more Conrad videos, or better yet, check them out yourself at his channel. Like I said, he has thousands.

"Second Video, Smoking, My Three Pipe Tobaccos, with Blue Jeans Hat; and Blue Jeans Levi's Shirt"

"Cow-Boy, Violet Kevingston T-Shirt, Calabash Butz-Choquin, Pipe, Smoking; and " Come Together " "

"Calabash Meerschaum, Pipe Tobaccos, Smoking, with Scotland Hat; and " Indiana Jones ".

The Best of the Best.


Youtube has a lot of funny, crazy, weird, psychotic, insane, awesome, creepy (and any other adjective you would like to use) people on it and most people are unaware of their existence. I've come to you from the bowels of the "youtube community" to reveal these people. If you enjoy unbelievable things stick around, cause its gonna be one hell of a ride.